Johannes Schult

I can play some notes on some instruments. I’m making rather beautiful music with Manticess. Check it out!

The rest of this page is dedicated to my somewhat weird solo stuff. NB: All the songs below were written and performed by me, Johannes Schult, unless otherwise noted. They are licensed Creative Commons by-nc. Feel free to share them with your friends and family, play them in your podcast, and use them for your own personal creative endeavours!

• The Happiest Man (solo album, released October 19th, 2011)
  1. A Mallful of Brains (1:54) mp3 lyrics
  2. I Have Many Books (But I Don’t Have Paper Towns Yet) (1:42) mp3 video lyrics
  3. Natalie Portman’s Doormat (2:23) mp3 ogg lyrics
  4. I Love the Dead (1:46) mp3 video lyrics
  5. Last Night I Was the Happiest Man on Earth (1:13) mp3
  6. Frank (4:30) mp3 ogg video lyrics
  7. Lisa (1:56) mp3
  8. Bad Hair Day (2:20) mp3
  9. Birthday Song (2:25) mp3 ogg lyrics
  10. Joey Dumps Pacey (1:00) mp3 lyrics
  11. Schnitzel Soup and Vodka (1:30) mp3 lyrics
  12. God of Bingo (1:17) mp3 video lyrics
  13. It All Makes Sense at the End (3:27) mp3 video lyrics
  14. A Happy Ending (0:27) mp3
• Heteroscedasticity (solo album, released October 19th, 2008)
  1. Judy Mary Jane (2:36) mp3 ogg lyrics
  2. I Wish Natalie Portman Was My Neighbour (2:09) mp3 ogg lyrics
  3. You and Me and Your Boy-Friend (2:18) mp3 ogg lyrics
  4. Graveyard Girl (2:29) mp3 ogg lyrics
  5. Toilet Song (1:36) mp3 ogg lyrics
  6. In Love With Michael Owen (2:34) mp3 ogg lyrics
  7. Proof of God (2:37) mp3 ogg lyrics
  8. What’s the Baby Using? (0:25) mp3 ogg lyrics
  9. ANOVA (mit gerichteten Kontrasten) (2:17) mp3 ogg lyrics
  10. Heteroskedastizität (2:14) mp3 ogg lyrics
  11. If I Could Paint My Feelings (2:20) mp3 ogg lyrics
  12. Among Thieves (1:25) mp3 ogg lyrics
  13. Spirit She (4:08) mp3 ogg lyrics
  14. Wish You Felt the Same (1:46) mp3 ogg lyrics
• Jutze 52 (released throughout 2010)
  1. Bonkers (0:52) mp3 info
  2. Seven Green Fairies (0:52) mp3 info
  3. Castle Ruins in November (0:52) mp3 info
  4. Your Love Is Like a Serving of Fries That’s Too Large (0:52) mp3 info video
  5. Gives Girls the Edge (0:52) mp3 info
  6. Jutze’s Jig (0:52) mp3 info
  7. Lonely Hearts Ad (Bootstrapping) (0:52) mp3 info video
  8. Communication Removal Is Due Tomorrow (0:52) mp3 info
  9. Requiem for a Snowflake (0:52) mp3 info
  10. Reis (0:52) mp3 info video
  11. Canada (0:52) mp3 info
  12. Clouds Are Passing by (0:52) mp3 info video
  13. Dear Screenwriters (Happy Birthday, Annie Wersching) (0:52) mp3 info video
  14. Feed Me (0:52) mp3 info
  15. Targorian March (0:52) mp3 info
  16. Statistics (0:52) mp3 info
  17. Einkaufszettel (0:52) mp3 info
  18. The Time We’ve Lost (0:52) mp3 info video
  19. Lincoln, TX (0:52) mp3 info
  20. Die Fremde (0:52) mp3 info
  21. Surface Tension (0:52) mp3 info
  22. Painting the Plane (0:52) mp3 info
  23. Do You Have a Spare Monkey? (0:52) mp3 info video
  24. Lost My Pick in the Prairie (0:52) mp3 info
  25. Laundry Day (0:52) mp3 info video
  26. Department of Redundancy Department (0:52) mp3 info video
  27. Loop Pool (0:52) mp3 info
  28. Badreligion (0:52) mp3 info
  29. Your Smile (0:52) mp3 info video
  30. Der Speckgürtel von Paderborn (0:52) mp3 info video
  31. Rainy Day (0:52) mp3 info video
  32. Hank Green Learned a New Chord (0:52) mp3 info video
  33. Regentropfen im Nordwind (0:52) mp3 info video
  34. Big in Serbia (0:52) mp3 info
  35. Old McBiddy’s Wedding (0:52) mp3 info video
  36. Funnel Cloud (0:52) mp3 info
  37. Team Slater (0:52) mp3 info
  38. My Heart Will Stay With You (0:52) mp3 info
  39. Parker’s Piece, 2 am (0:52) mp3 info
  40. The Queue to the Loo (0:52) mp3 info
  41. Just Like You (0:52) mp3 info video
  42. Choral Fragment (0:52) mp3 info
  43. Katy (0:52) mp3 info
  44. Questions (0:52) mp3 info video
  45. NaNoWriMo Lament 1 (0:52) mp3 info video
  46. NaNoWriMo Lament 2 (0:52) mp3 info video
  47. Socially Sad (0:52) mp3 info
  48. Wild Geese in Texas (0:52) mp3 info
  49. Wunschzettel (0:52) mp3 info
  50. Kulturnacht-Programm (0:52) mp3 info
  51. Tinnitus (0:52) mp3 info
  52. 52-Second Song (0:52) mp3 info
• Remains (songs from the vaults)
  • Atomkraft, nein danke (2:07) mp3 ogg lyrics
  • Not About You (2:03) mp3 ogg lyrics (written by Jonathan Coulton)
  • Rechenaffe (3:07) mp3 ogg lyrics (written by Jonathan Coulton; German lyrics by me)
  • The Moon Is Made of Cheese (2:36) mp3 ogg lyrics
  • Reunion Street (5:35) mp3 lyrics
  • Hugging Frogs (1:23) mp3 ogg lyrics
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