The Fault in The Fault in Our Stars

“Unquestionably the funniest song you will ever hear about THE FAULT IN OUR STARS.” –John Green

This ain’t a book about a ballet dancer
No, it’s a book about a book about cancer
But there is something that is more important
This book mentions Natalie Portman
In 3 out of 25 chapters – I think she’s pretty scarce
That’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”
Yeah that’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”

If you do the math then you will see
22 chapters without Natalie
The ones that mention her are way too short, man!
John Green should have added way more Portman
It wouldn’t have been as difficult as landing a rover on Mars
That’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”
Yeah that’s the fault in “The Fault in Our Stars”

At least the book doesn’t end in the middle of

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Wo ich dieses Wochenende trommeln werde

Dieses Wochenende spiele ich als Aushilfsdrummer mit Suff-X zwei Auftritte hier in Konstanz. Schaut vorbei und rockt mit!

PS: Ich nehme an der aktuellen Runde des SpinTunes-Songwriting-Wettwerbs teil. Mal sehen, ob ich noch Lieder schreiben kann, die länger als 52 Sekunden dauern.

PPS: Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!