{"id":757,"date":"2010-03-28T21:55:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T20:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=757"},"modified":"2010-03-28T22:36:29","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T21:36:29","slug":"jutze-52-13-dear-screenwriters-happy-birthday-annie-wersching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"Jutze 52 #13 – Dear Screenwriters (Happy Birthday, Annie Wersching)"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is a short ode to the TV series 24<\/a>. It’s about Renee Walker in particular. And I inserted a birthday greeting to Annie Wersching<\/a>, the actress who plays Agent Walker. If you don’t understand anything of what I just wrote, let it suffice that this is a fanboy song. Again, the 52-second limit comes in handy, forcing me to concentrate on the essential message. Not that the song contains an important message. But when I found out about Wersching’s birthday this morning, I figured that this is the best time for such a song. I also made a little video of me singing the song<\/a> a bit slower, a half-step higher and just with the acoustic guitar.<\/p>\n

By the way, I was thrilled to incorporate a reference to bloody stumps; you see, eleven years ago, when I first accessed the internet, the bloody stump homepage<\/a> taught me a lot about this new medium, all of which is still true today.<\/p>\n

<\/embed><\/object><\/span> #13 Dear Screenwriters (Happy Birthday, Annie Wersching)<\/a><\/p>\n

Dear screenwriters of 24
\nPlease don’t kill Renee Walker
\nI’m sure there are many more
\nPeople like me who ♥ her
\nDespite all her flaws
\nAnd the way she handles thumbs
\nBut who hasn’t bent the laws?
\nAnd who doesn’t like bloody stumps?<\/strong><\/p>\n

So happy birthday to you
\n Annie Wersching<\/a>, who played
\nRenee Walker so real and true
\nHere’s to her surviving season eight
\nShe’s the best red-haired woman on screen
\nSince Lena Headey<\/a> played Luce
\nThe red-haired flower queen
\nIn the movie Imagine Me & You<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear screenwriters of 24
\nPlease don’t kill Renee Walker
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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