{"id":534,"date":"2009-09-13T22:27:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T21:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=534"},"modified":"2009-09-14T08:31:01","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T07:31:01","slug":"i-have-many-books-but-i-dont-have-paper-towns-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"I Have Many Books (But I Don&#8217;t Have Paper Towns Yet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In response to <a title=\"Special Friday Video! (On Saturday) Vlogbrothers at YouTube - at 3:12\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sMpCYAVxTp4\" target=\"_blank\">John Green&#8217;s offer to give away a copy of his latest book Paper Towns<\/a> I wrote a song about me not having said book. Yet. I have his previous two books, though. If you haven&#8217;t heard of <a title=\"John Green\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sparksflyup.com\" target=\"_blank\">John Green<\/a>, I suggest you check out An Abundance of Katherines. It features eloquent German insults, but is ultimately a young adult novel. With math.<\/p>\n<p>Writing the lyrics to this song was fun, because I could arrange the actual books accordingly. Once I had recorded everything I made <a title=\"I Have Many Books video at YouTube\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=p8sB8p1slIg\" target=\"_blank\">a little video<\/a> to illustrate this process &#8211; and also to clarify what I&#8217;m actually singing about.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/p8sB8p1slIg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/p8sB8p1slIg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Download &#8220;I Have Many Books (But I Don&#8217;t Have Paper Towns Yet)&#8221;: <a title=\"I Have Many Books (1.6 MB)\" href=\"jutze-ihavemanybooks.mp3\">mp3<\/a> (<a title=\"more music by Jutze\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?page_id=13\">more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I have the best German fairytale, the best Scholastic book<br \/>\nI have comedies and screenplays that are really, really good<br \/>\nI have My Heart So White and a book about you<br \/>\nAbout the end of the world and about aliens, too<br \/>\n<strong>I have Looking for Alaska as you can see<br \/>\nAn Abundance of Katherines belongs to me<br \/>\nI have many books from A to Z<br \/>\nBut I must confess I don&#8217;t have Paper Towns, yet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have books that sound dirty but are really all right<br \/>\nI have books that sound nerdy but are dirty inside<br \/>\nI have Reasons to Be Pretty, I have reasons to be smart<br \/>\nI have books about emotion but none about art<br \/>\n<strong>I have Looking for Alaska as you can see<br \/>\nAn Abundance of Katherines belongs to me<br \/>\nI have many books some of which are red<br \/>\nBut I must confess I don&#8217;t have Paper Towns, yet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have The Devil&#8217;s Dictionary and books about Gods<br \/>\nThe complete works of Shakespeare, a book about odds<br \/>\nI have books that are funny and some that are sad<br \/>\nSome are amazing and some are rather bad<br \/>\nI love Catching Fire; I wonder how it ends<br \/>\nI have The Elements of Style <em>in your pants<\/em><strong><br \/>\nI have Looking for Alaska as you can see<br \/>\nAn Abundance of Katherines belongs to me<br \/>\nAnd for full disclosure I also have The Fountainhead<br \/>\nBut as of now I don&#8217;t have Paper Towns, yet<\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In response to John Green&#8217;s offer to give away a copy of his latest book Paper Towns I wrote a song about me not having said book. Yet. I have his previous two books, though. If you haven&#8217;t heard of John Green, I suggest you check out An Abundance of Katherines. 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