{"id":363,"date":"2009-04-02T18:45:15","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T17:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=363"},"modified":"2009-04-02T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T17:47:00","slug":"it-all-makes-sense-at-the-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"It All Makes Sense At The End"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is an attempt to play true, slow metal with soaring vocals and a guitar solo. Not that I’m a good singer or guitarist. Although I used the song for the April Fools’ Day at Vampster.com<\/a>, it was originally written for the 3rd round of Song Fu #3 at QuickStopEntertainment.com<\/a>. Still, the video hopefully augments the message and, well, the recipe. So please consider going there and voting for me\/my song if you’re into metal or just enjoyed the video.<\/p>\n

Download the song: mp3<\/a> (more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Seek the mother of a calf
\nAnd steal some of her milk
\nTake two cups and a half
\nMake sure they are filled
\nTake the feathered’s unborn
\nAnd crack open their shell
\nTake all that’s inside
\nAnd pour it into the cauldron
\nPour it into the cauldron
\nPour it into the cauldron<\/strong><\/p>\n

Seek the wheat in the valley
\nDefying the wind alone
\nCut it down without mercy
\nAnd grind it with a stone
\nSeparate it from the chaff
\nObtain a snow-white powder
\nTake enough to fill two cups
\nAnd pour it into the cauldron
\nPour it into the cauldron
\nPour it into the cauldron<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stir it! Stir it! Stir it! Stir it!<\/p>\n

Now take some of the thick mass and some oil
\nAnd pour it into the frying pan
\nInto the frying pan
\nHeat up the frying pan
\nHeat up the frying pan
\nDevour them all
\nSatanic pancakes<\/strong><\/p>\n

(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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