{"id":333,"date":"2009-02-11T19:01:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T18:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2009-02-28T15:37:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T14:37:47","slug":"a-mallful-of-brains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"A Mallful of Brains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out <a title=\"Masters Of Song Fu #3: Round 1 Challenge Voting Begins\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quickstopentertainment.com\/2009\/02\/11\/masters-of-song-fu-3-round-1-songs\/\" target=\"_blank\">the first round of Song Fu 3 over at QuickstopEntertainment.com<\/a>! The task was to write a happy song. I came up with a song about a happy zombie. It&#8217;s called &#8220;A Mallful of Brains&#8221; and contains plenty of happiness (e.g., ukulele, brains). It&#8217;s the very last song on the page, so don&#8217;t despair while scrolling down. If you like zombies (or just like the song), please consider voting for me\/my song.<\/p>\n<p>Download the song: <a title=\"A Mallful of Brains (1.8 MB)\" href=\"jutze-amallfulofbrains.mp3\">mp3<\/a><a title=\"For the time being, please head over to the Song Fu page to download the mp3\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quickstopentertainment.com\/2009\/02\/11\/masters-of-song-fu-3-round-1-songs\/\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a> (<a title=\"more music by Jutze\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?page_id=13\">more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Today on my way to work I met Sarah from next door<br \/>\nShe drooled and took my hand and jerked me to the floor<br \/>\nI tried to get back up, still dizzy from the fall<br \/>\nSuddenly I felt hungry, so we headed for the mall<br \/>\n<strong>Because there is nothing like a mallful of brains<br \/>\nThere is nothing like a mallful of brains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I looked across the street to the diner by the mall<br \/>\nA sign said &#8216;all you can eat,&#8217; so I tried to eat them all<br \/>\nLater on my friend Mike came by to grab a drink<br \/>\nI took a little bite of him and then went to see my shrink<br \/>\n<strong>Because there is nothing like a mallful of brains<br \/>\nThere is nothing like a mallful of brains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I really like to eat brains<br \/>\nI really like to eat brains<br \/>\nI really like to eat brains<br \/>\nI really like&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Brains, a mallful of brains<br \/>\nBrains, a mallful of brains<br \/>\nBrains, a mallful of brains<br \/>\nBrains, a mallful of brains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mmh, eyeballs!<\/p>\n<p><em>(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out the first round of Song Fu 3 over at QuickstopEntertainment.com! The task was to write a happy song. I came up with a song about a happy zombie. It&#8217;s called &#8220;A Mallful of Brains&#8221; and contains plenty of happiness (e.g., ukulele, brains). It&#8217;s the very last song on the page, so don&#8217;t despair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":337,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}