{"id":291,"date":"2008-10-16T18:06:07","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T17:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=291"},"modified":"2008-10-17T21:57:07","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T20:57:07","slug":"toilet-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one started out as a joke. I just wanted to record in a bathroom; great acoustics, you know. September 1st, 2000 saw me visiting a good friend of mine. Armed with my four track machine, guitar and keyboard I installed myself in his bathroom. Writing the song was easy, recording it wasn&#8217;t. The vocals took me forever (two hours) and as you can hear they still suck. But people responded to the song. It even helped me seeing Natalie Portman and meeting another great person who shall remain unnamed.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled out the master tape and remixed it for the <a title=\"Heteroscedasticity (album)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?page_id=13#h\">Heteroscedasticity<\/a> album. I don&#8217;t think I harmed the song&#8217;s integrity. It just sounds a little bit cleaner and less distorted, I guess. You see, I still don&#8217;t know much about recording technology, and the tape speed kept varying, so I had to mix all four channels on the fly. Who needs hard disc recording, anyway?<\/p>\n<p>Download the song: <a title=\"Toilet Song (1.5 MB)\" href=\"jutze-h05-toiletsong.mp3\">mp3<\/a> <a title=\"Toilet Song (1.9 MB)\" href=\"jutze-h05-toiletsong.ogg\">ogg<\/a> (<a title=\"more music by Jutze\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?page_id=13\">more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now I&#8217;m here alone cos you&#8217;re not at my side<br \/>\nYou know it&#8217;s easier to hide<br \/>\nAway than look it in the eye<br \/>\nIn my heart I start to cry<br \/>\n<strong>Now I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m sitting on the toilet<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m lonely to the bone<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m singing on the toilet<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here all alone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so hard to tell the truth cos I don&#8217;t know<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s on you mind; what if I show<br \/>\nYou what I feel inside my heart?<br \/>\nWill you be mine or torn apart?<br \/>\n<strong>Now I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m sitting on the toilet<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m lonely to the bone<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m singing on the toilet<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here all alone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Show me what you feel<br \/>\n<strong>Still I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m sitting on the toilet<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m lonely to the bone<br \/>\nStill I&#8217;m here and I&#8217;m singing on the toilet<br \/>\nStill I&#8217;m here all alone all on my own<\/strong><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one started out as a joke. I just wanted to record in a bathroom; great acoustics, you know. September 1st, 2000 saw me visiting a good friend of mine. Armed with my four track machine, guitar and keyboard I installed myself in his bathroom. Writing the song was easy, recording it wasn&#8217;t. The vocals [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heteroscedasticity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}