{"id":279,"date":"2008-10-29T19:39:44","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T18:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2009-05-09T10:14:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T09:14:59","slug":"proof-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Proof of God"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one started out with the lyrics. The idea took form while I read books by Schleichert<\/a>, Dawkins<\/a> etc. I wrote the lyrics during a Saturday morning class in Brussels in March 2008 after three hours sleep. The music took shape much later (when I was back in Germany) and I finally recorded it all in early August that year. There’s drums, guitars (acoustic ones for the refrain, electric ones for the rest), keyboards (organ, synth, bass, piano, and the drums in the refrain), vocals, a shaker, and some noises from my record player.<\/p>\n

Download the song: mp3<\/a> ogg<\/a> (more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Noah built a mighty ark – therefore God exists
\nThe day is bright, the night is dark – therefore God exists
\nPoliticians never lie – therefore God exists
\nLife is just and pigs can fly – therefore God exists
\nJesus made the blind man see – therefore God exists
\nThey play my song on the MTV – therefore God exists
\nThere is a chip inside my brain – therefore God exists
\nOne day I’ll meet Shania Twain – therefore God exists
\nIf God was one of us I would call him Stephen
\nIf God was one of us I would look her in the eye<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Bible says the earth is flat – therefore God exists
\nIt takes one step to cross a gap – therefore God exists
\nA madman shot John Lennon dead – therefore God exists
\nI just want Beck in your head – therefore God exists
\nIf God was one of us I would call him Stephen
\nIf God was one of us I would look her in the eye<\/strong><\/p>\n

3.14159 – therefore God exists
\nA quota sample will do fine – therefore God exists
\nMy favourite drinks are cherry smoothies – therefore God exists
\nMichael Bay makes brilliant movies – therefore God exists
\nPiper Perabo cut her hair – therefore God exists
\nMay I sit into your chair?<\/p>\n

(words and music by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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