{"id":228,"date":"2008-07-10T18:04:01","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T17:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2008-07-10T18:04:01","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T17:04:01","slug":"rechenaffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Rechenaffe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is me trying to translate the genius of <a title=\"Jonathan Coulton\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a> into my small German world &#8211; and failing. The facts: <a title=\"Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/Code%20Monkey\" target=\"_blank\">Code Monkey<\/a> is the original song\/title. The instruments on my version are drums, acoustic guitars, glockenspiel, keyboards (bass and organ), and ukulele. The recordings took place on 2nd July 2008. I made this demo after a six month hiatus of recording\/playing and I&#8217;m afraid it shows. Therefore, this should not be regarded as the definitive version, but rather as a rough outline, a vague idea, a nice song if I could actually sing, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Download the song: <a title=\"Rechenaffe (2.9 MB)\" href=\"jutze-rechenaffe.mp3\">mp3<\/a> <a title=\"Rechenaffe (3.1 MB)\" href=\"jutze-rechenaffe.ogg\">ogg<\/a> (<a title=\"more music by Jutze\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?page_id=13\">more music<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rechenaffe steht auf, trinkt Kaffee; Rechenaffe im B\u00c3\u00bcro.<br \/>\nRechenaffe hat bl\u00c3\u00b6des Meeting mit bl\u00c3\u00b6dem Teamchef Joe.<br \/>\nJoe sagt: Rechenaffe ist flei\u00c3\u0178ig mit hohem IQ,<br \/>\nDoch seine Syntax nicht so elegant &#8211; was sagt Rechenaffe dazu?<br \/>\nRechenaffe denkt: Teamchef soll doch selber die verdammten Daten analysieren.<br \/>\nRechenaffe schweigt recht bedr\u00c3\u00bcckt.<br \/>\nRechenaffe nur stolz, nicht verr\u00c3\u00bcckt.<strong><br \/>\nRechenaffe mag Pizza.<br \/>\nRechenaffe mag Leitungswasser pur.<br \/>\nRechenaffe ein sehr einfacher Mann mit gro\u00c3\u0178em heimlichem Herz.<br \/>\nRechenaffe wie du. Rechenaffe wie du.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rechenaffe h\u00c3\u00a4ngt beim Empfang rum, sagt dir, Bluse ist schick.<br \/>\nRechenaffe kauft dir Limonade, bringt dir Eisw\u00c3\u00bcrfel mit.<br \/>\nDu sagst: Nein, danke f\u00c3\u00bcr das Angebot. Limonade macht dick.<br \/>\n\u00c3\u0153brigens du bist gerade am Telefon: keine Zeit f\u00c3\u00bcr mich.<br \/>\nRechenaffe hat langen Weg zum Schreibtisch zur\u00c3\u00bcck, nimmt Platz und surft im Netz.<br \/>\nRechenaffe sucht nach seinem Mut.<br \/>\nRechenaffe f\u00c3\u00bchlt sich nicht so gut.<br \/>\n<strong>Rechenaffe mag Pizza.<br \/>\nRechenaffe mag Leitungswasser pur.<br \/>\nRechenaffe ein sehr einfacher Mann mit gro\u00c3\u0178em heimlichem Herz.<br \/>\nRechenaffe wie du.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rechenaffe hat viele Gr\u00c3\u00bcnde von hier abzuhauen.<br \/>\nRechenaffe geht nur zur Arbeit, um dein Gesicht zu schauen.<br \/>\nViel lieber aufwachen und baden gehen, dann drei Kugeln Eis.<br \/>\nDer Job &#8220;befriedigend und kreativ&#8221; &#8211; was f\u00c3\u00bcr ein Schei\u00c3\u0178!<br \/>\nRechenaffe denkt, eines Tages hat er alles, selbst h\u00c3\u00bcbsche Frau wie dich.<br \/>\nRechenaffe wei\u00c3\u0178, bald f\u00c3\u00a4ngt er an.<br \/>\nRechenaffe sagt: Irgendwie und \u00e2\u20ac\u201cwann.<strong><br \/>\nRechenaffe mag Pizza.<br \/>\nRechenaffe mag Leitungswasser pur.<br \/>\nRechenaffe ein sehr einfacher Mann mit gro\u00c3\u0178em heimlichem Herz.<br \/>\nRechenaffe wie du. Rechenaffe wie du.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(words and music by Jonathan Coulton; German lyrics by Johannes Schult)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is me trying to translate the genius of Jonathan Coulton into my small German world &#8211; and failing. The facts: Code Monkey is the original song\/title. The instruments on my version are drums, acoustic guitars, glockenspiel, keyboards (bass and organ), and ukulele. The recordings took place on 2nd July 2008. I made this demo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-data-analysis","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}