{"id":192,"date":"2007-10-12T13:16:07","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T12:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2007-10-12T13:50:19","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T12:50:19","slug":"practical-tips-for-statisticians-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Practical tips for statisticians (part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stata.com\" title=\"STATA\">STATA<\/a> cannot do:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>knead your feet<\/li>\n<li>explain\u00c2\u00a0the meaning of\u00c2\u00a0your data<\/li>\n<li>understand telepathically transmitted instructions<\/li>\n<li>raise the dead<\/li>\n<li>tap-dance<\/li>\n<li>turn silver into gold*<\/li>\n<li>love you back<\/li>\n<li>moan at incompetent users<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>NB: This list is incomplete and applies to the\u00c2\u00a0versions 10 and lower.<\/p>\n<p>*literally, that is; otherwise:<br \/>\n<code><br \/>\ngen silver = 37<br \/>\nrename\u00c2\u00a0silver gold<br \/>\n<\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things STATA cannot do: knead your feet explain\u00c2\u00a0the meaning of\u00c2\u00a0your data understand telepathically transmitted instructions raise the dead tap-dance turn silver into gold* love you back moan at incompetent users NB: This list is incomplete and applies to the\u00c2\u00a0versions 10 and lower. *literally, that is; otherwise: gen silver = 37 rename\u00c2\u00a0silver gold<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-data-analysis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}