{"id":1685,"date":"2015-05-24T15:12:57","date_gmt":"2015-05-24T14:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2015-05-24T15:16:41","modified_gmt":"2015-05-24T14:16:41","slug":"jutze-52-21-everybody-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1685","title":{"rendered":"Jutze 52 #21 – Everybody Farts"},"content":{"rendered":"

This song developed over a couple of days, which I thankfully had at my hands. The chorus came first. Then what? It made me think of Shania Twain’s marijuana experience, which she described in her autobiography: “I mean, it did make me dizzy and giddy, but at that age, so did having a good laugh over an unexpected, loud fart.” (p. 94)<\/p>\n

Once I had the chords and the melody, I wasn’t sure what rhythm to use. I could have turned it into a fun 4\/4 punk song. The acoustic approach makes the lyrics stand out, though. I think. After a few video-less weeks, I also made a video<\/a>. Hopefully, the next video will feature not just the lower half of my face. The final chorus should be “some do it quietly”, right? But hey, I’m a German. I’m ignorant of adverbs. Ha! (Sorry.)<\/p>\n

<\/object> #21 Everybody Farts<\/a><\/p>\n

Hillary Clinton, Prince Charles, the Pope, and the King of Spain
\nThe husband of Natalie Portman, your mum and Shania Twain
\nEverybody farts<\/strong>
\n Everybody farts<\/strong>
\n From time to time<\/strong>
\n No, it is no crime<\/strong>
\n Everybody farts<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jonathan Coulton, Tom Cruise, and Angela Merkel, too
\nYour significant other, and sometimes even you
\nEverybody farts<\/strong>
\n Everybody farts<\/strong>
\n Some do it quiet<\/strong>
\n Some cause a riot<\/strong>
\n Yes, everybody farts<\/strong><\/p>\n

(words and music by Johannes Schult 2015 Creative Commons by-nc 4.0<\/a>)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n