{"id":1550,"date":"2015-02-01T17:51:18","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T16:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2015-02-01T17:51:18","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T16:51:18","slug":"jutze-52-5-finally-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1550","title":{"rendered":"Jutze 52 #5 &#8211; Finally Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I return to the place where I recorded the &#8220;<a title=\"Toilet Song\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=291\">Toilet Song<\/a>&#8220;- as you can see in the <a title=\"Finally Home over on YouTube\" href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/JHg4r3BV0FI\" target=\"_blank\">video<\/a>. While I have a bathroom affinity, I&#8217;m usually eager to keep my lyrics clean. Sort of. Consequently, &#8220;Finally Home&#8221; can be considered radio-friendly. Not that they play my songs on the radio. Once I had the idea for this song, it basically wrote itself.<\/p>\n<p><object id=\"oneBitInsert_1\" width=\"11\" height=\"11\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"name\" value=\"oneBitInsert_1\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#1ea0ff\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"foreColor=#ffffff&amp;analytics=false&amp;filename=https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/jutze-52-109-finallyhome.mp3\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/1bit\/1bit.swf\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed id=\"oneBitInsert_1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"11\" height=\"11\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/1bit\/1bit.swf\" quality=\"high\" flashvars=\"foreColor=#ffffff&amp;analytics=false&amp;filename=https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/jutze-52-109-finallyhome.mp3\" bgcolor=\"#1ea0ff\" name=\"oneBitInsert_1\" \/><\/object> <a title=\"Finally Home (mp3, 0.8 MB)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/jutze-52-109-finallyhome.mp3\">#5 Finally Home<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The last ten miles of the ride had been hell<br \/>\nBut now I&#8217;ve finally arrived<br \/>\nThere are many stories I must tell<br \/>\nBut first I have to take a dump or else I won&#8217;t survive<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally I can go to the bathroom<br \/>\nFinally I can let the tension go<br \/>\nI was afraid I was gonna burst<br \/>\nBut now I can let go<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally I can go to the bathroom<br \/>\nFinally I can let the tension go<br \/>\nI was afraid I was gonna burst<br \/>\nBut now I&#8217;m finally home<\/p>\n<p><em>(words and music by Johannes Schult 2015 <a title=\"Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc\/4.0\/\" target=\"_blank\">Creative Commons by-nc 4.0<\/a>)<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/JHg4r3BV0FI\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I return to the place where I recorded the &#8220;Toilet Song&#8220;- as you can see in the video. While I have a bathroom affinity, I&#8217;m usually eager to keep my lyrics clean. Sort of. Consequently, &#8220;Finally Home&#8221; can be considered radio-friendly. Not that they play my songs on the radio. Once [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[179],"tags":[593,700,592,367],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jutze-52","tag-bathroom","tag-jutze-52","tag-need-to-pee","tag-toilet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}