{"id":1344,"date":"2013-06-17T17:50:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T16:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1344"},"modified":"2013-06-17T17:50:23","modified_gmt":"2013-06-17T16:50:23","slug":"the-best-mtx-songs-according-to-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/?p=1344","title":{"rendered":"The Best MTX Songs According to Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About a year ago, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/frankportman\/posts\/10150685489791597\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. Frank asked<\/a> about the best <a title=\"The Mr. T Experience\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Mr._T_Experience\" target=\"_blank\">MTX<\/a> songs. He never got around to post the final results, so I compiled the frequencies for your entertainment. There were 145 songs mentioned in 211 comments. Despite this diversity, there is a clear winner:<\/p>\n<pre>                                   Song | Frequency \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                        more than toast |         33  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                    sackcloth and ashes |         20  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n           even hitler had a girlfriend |         17  \r\n the history of the concept of the soul |         17  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                         ba ba ba ba ba |         15  \r\n                         here she comes |         15  \r\n                     tapin' up my heart |         15  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                       dumb little band |         14  \r\n                               velveeta |         14  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                         i fell for you |         13  \r\n     i wrote a book about rock and roll |         13  \r\n                              king dork |         13  \r\n              she's no rocket scientist |         13  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n              ...and i will be with you |         12  \r\n                         deep deep down |         12  \r\n                      fucked up on life |         12  \r\n            last time i listened to you |         12  \r\n                         my stupid life |         12  \r\n                         new girlfriend |         12  \r\n                     swallow everything |         12  \r\n  thank you (for not being one of them) |         12  \r\n                            you you you |         12  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                       at gilman street |         11  \r\n                           love is dead |         11  \r\n                                semi-ok |         11  \r\n                     she's not a flower |         11  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                     book of revelation |         10  \r\n          with my looks and your brains |         10  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n            alternative is here to stay |          9  \r\n                           hell of dumb |          9  \r\ni love you, but you're standing on my f |          9  \r\n                              you today |          9  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                       i believe in you |          8  \r\n                      she's my alcatraz |          8  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n  a song about a girl who went shopping |          7  \r\n                        checkers speech |          7  \r\n                        danny partridge |          7  \r\n            i just wanna do it with you |          7  \r\n         i'm like yeah but she's all no |          7  \r\n             institutionalized misogyny |          7  \r\n        itching powder in sleeping bags |          7  \r\n                  now that you are gone |          7  \r\n                  swiss army girlfriend |          7  \r\n                       together tonight |          7  \r\nwill you still love me when i don't lov |          7  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                   i don't need you now |          6  \r\n                                  naomi |          6  \r\n                            psycho girl |          6  \r\n                     that prozac moment |          6  \r\n                        two-minute itch |          6  \r\n                    you're the only one |          6  \r\n                              game over |          5  \r\n                    how'd the date end? |          5  \r\n                            mr. ramones |          5  \r\n            she's coming (over tonight) |          5  \r\n                        so long, sucker |          5  \r\nthe weather is here, wish you were beau |          5  \r\n           tomorrow is a harsh mistress |          5  \r\n                            up and down |          5  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                     dustbin of history |          4  \r\n                      god bless america |          4  \r\n                      hangin' on to you |          4  \r\n                   hello kitty menendez |          4  \r\n                i'd do anything for you |          4  \r\n                    love american style |          4  \r\n          oh just have some faith in me |          4  \r\n                           sex offender |          4  \r\n                some foggy mountain top |          4  \r\n                            spy vs. spy |          4  \r\n                              two of us |          4  \r\n            we hate all the same things |          4  \r\n                       we're not no one |          4  \r\n                    who needs happiness |          4  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                        dictionary girl |          3  \r\n                          disconnection |          3  \r\n          everybody knows you're crying |          3  \r\n           god bless lawrence livermore |          3  \r\n                              hey emily |          3  \r\n                         i feel for you |          3  \r\n                                   jill |          3  \r\n                      lawnmower of love |          3  \r\n                                 london |          3  \r\n                         love manifesto |          3  \r\n                             not guilty |          3  \r\n                            on the team |          3  \r\n    our love will last forever and ever |          3  \r\n                                shining |          3  \r\n                     somebody who cares |          3  \r\nsorry for freaking out on the phone las |          3  \r\n             take all the time you need |          3  \r\n                 the end of the ramones |          3  \r\n    the future ain't what it used to be |          3  \r\n        there's something wrong with me |          3  \r\n                                   zero |          3  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n                        all my promises |          2  \r\n                      another yesterday |          2  \r\n           big strange beautiful hammer |          2  \r\n    i don't know where dan treacy lives |          2  \r\n         i made you and i can break you |          2  \r\n leave the thinking to the smart people |          2  \r\n                       marine recruiter |          2  \r\n                          now we are 21 |          2  \r\n                            one big lie |          2  \r\n                              pig latin |          2  \r\n                              self-pity |          2  \r\n                        somebody's song |          2  \r\n       the girl who still lives at home |          2  \r\n   we are the future people of tomorrow |          2  \r\n                           we'll get by |          2  \r\n                            wearing out |          2  \r\n                          what is punk? |          2  \r\n                        when i lost you |          2  \r\n                              you alone |          2  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------\r\n             a mind is a terrible thing |          1  \r\n                   a weekend in hogboro |          1  \r\n                        a zillion years |          1  \r\n   are you there god? it's me, margaret |          1  \r\nas life goes on, you get more and more  |          1  \r\n               bitter homes and gardens |          1  \r\n                           boredom zone |          1  \r\n                   bridge to tarabithia |          1  \r\n                      christine bactine |          1  \r\n                                  crash |          1  \r\n                                go away |          1  \r\n          i'm in love with paula pierce |          1  \r\n                            knock knock |          1  \r\n                                 makeup |          1  \r\n                                 martyr |          1  \r\n                master of the situation |          1  \r\n                                perhaps |          1  \r\n                         population: us |          1  \r\n                  reactivate your heart |          1  \r\n                           ready set go |          1  \r\n                     send me a postcard |          1  \r\n                                  sheep |          1  \r\n                                slagbag |          1  \r\n          stephanies of the world unite |          1  \r\n                             supersonic |          1  \r\n                   the empty experience |          1  \r\n                          told you once |          1  \r\n                  two martinis from now |          1  \r\n                 unpack your adjectives |          1  \r\n                         viva la france |          1  \r\n                     weekend at hogboro |          1  \r\n                        what went wrong |          1  \r\n----------------------------------------+-------------<\/pre>\n<p>And here&#8217;s some album statistics:<\/p>\n<pre>                                  Album |  Freqency\r\n----------------------------------------+------------\r\n                           Love Is Dead |        136 \r\n       Revenge is Sweet, and So Are You |        110 \r\n                  Our Bodies Our Selves |        101 \r\n    ...And the Women Who Love Them (EP) |         55 \r\n                        Yesterday Rules |         54 \r\n                               Alcatraz |         52 \r\n      Night Shift at the Thrill Factory |         48 \r\n                     Milk Milk Lemonade |         45 \r\n               Making Things with Light |         35 \r\n   Big Black Bugs Bleed Blue Blood (EP) |         33 \r\nEverybody's Entitled to Their Own Opini |         17 \r\n              The Miracle of Shame (EP) |         14 \r\n   Show Business Is My Life (Dr. Frank) |          6 \r\n----------------------------------------+------------<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About a year ago, Dr. Frank asked about the best MTX songs. He never got around to post the final results, so I compiled the frequencies for your entertainment. There were 145 songs mentioned in 211 comments. Despite this diversity, there is a clear winner: Song | Frequency &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-+&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- more than toast | 33 &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-+&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[60,485,522,497],"class_list":["post-1344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-lists","tag-mtx","tag-songs","tag-the-mr-t-experience"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1345,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions\/1345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jutze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}