1. How do you look?

Fashionable.
I'm constantly switching my many-coloured looks.
Dark and tidy.
Dark with some blinking coloured spots.

2. How are you?

A tad homosexual.
I'm overburdened with so many people wanting something from me.
I feel young and fresh.
Still crazy after all these years.

3. Where are you?

On my way to Cold Mountain.
Here, there and everywhere.
Where the heart is.
Already in line for Nat's next theatre-appearance.

4. Which was the last Nat-movie you've watched?

Where the heart is.
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
Cold Mountain.
Zoolander

5. What are your ambitions?

World Domination!
Fun! Fun! Fun!
I like to treat fish as equals.
I'm far from being ugly, but I think I need to come up with a new look.

6. Which languages do you speak?

English, Spanish, French, German.
Hopelandic.
English.
English, German.

7. Who do you envy most?

Nat's boyfriend.
The people who got to watch The Seagull.
Nat's dog.
Moby.

8. What comes to your mind, when you think of NP.com?

Sanjiro and Portmania!
Sub cheated!!!
Come on down, don't be such a homo.
Confusion and mayhem.

9. Are you complicated?

Are you kiddin'!? I don't even know all those dark corners myself.
Unfortunately, some people still don't get my sense of humour.
Some people are annoyed by my size.
Not really.

10. How many times did DAZZA ask sanjiro to update NP.com without any result?

6981 times!?
Quite often.
Once or twice.
A couple of times.

11. If you were a Nat-movie, which would you be?

The Professional.
Developing.
Beautiful Girls.
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

12. Have you ever met Natalie?

No, she ignores me. *sob*
No, she ignores me. Maybe I shouldn't have sent her those letters.
No, she still ignores me. And so does Keira.
Yep, I interviewed her this April. Not.

Ready?