Practical tips for statisticians (part 2)
Things STATA cannot do:
- knead your feet
- explain the meaning of your data
- understand telepathically transmitted instructions
- raise the dead
- tap-dance
- turn silver into gold*
- love you back
- moan at incompetent users
NB: This list is incomplete and applies to the versions 10 and lower.
*literally, that is; otherwise:
gen silver = 37
rename silver gold